this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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