Can Purell be used as lube?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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