That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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