: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Randomize
