if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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