so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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