I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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