I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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