This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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