Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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