So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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