i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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