Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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