Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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