How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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