Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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