Will you blow on my dice?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
