You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
jump out the window naked night went bad
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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