How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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