ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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