I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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