Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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