watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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