only if we run a train.
done.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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