When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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