Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Randomize
