im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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