Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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