How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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