jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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