Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
