party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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