i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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