I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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