I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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