if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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