i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Randomize
