This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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