Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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