Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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