Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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