I can't watch pbs sober anymore
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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