i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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