"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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