STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Are my feet made of real feet?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Randomize
