Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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