I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Text me some of your sweat
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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