On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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