just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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