you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Never joke about your clitoris.
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